June 2011
RT @Xbox: E3 exclusive: Ryse (RP): http://xbx.lv/mu9S6G Retweet for your chance to win a copy of the game! #XboxE3
RT @Joe_Redwood: How come North South East and West change when you turn around, but right and left never do? Maybe I’m just doing it w …
RT @NathanFillion: If you are in a restaurant with your phone on the table ringing out loud, you are an asshole. Or a 14 year old girl.
RT @Chris_Coder I like to eat salad at work in a way that, were I a child of any age, my parents would discourage. #saladeater
May 2011
RT @TheOnion: NEWSWIRE: Grave Digger Is Perhaps The Most Influential Monster Truck Of All Time,’ Begins C- Essay http://onion.com/Lt5p
RT @TheOnion: Purchase a Celsius thermometer to enjoy summer temperatures that rarely exceed 35 degrees. http://onion.com/daX1iu #KeepCo …
RT @HMXBenCurrier: Really awesome evolution infographic: http://evogeneao.com/images/Evolution_poster_lg.gif
December 2010
RT @hotdogsladies: HOWTO write HOWTOs:
1. Pick a simple 1-step task
2. Pretend it’s a complex 32-step task
3. Cut fake steps + intro/out …
RT @majornelson: Get these #Free ‘2011’ glasses for your #XboxLIVE Avatar http://mjr.mn/eRiXTZ
RT @crankydragon: @wilw Wait. Fred’s daughter was named Pebbles, and he wants to eat all the Fruity Pebb… OH GOD WHY, POST CEREAL, WHY?
RT @BeeGirlBlue: Twitter, i’ma let you finish, but @wilw has the best appearance on #Leverage tonight at 9pm EST.
RT @HarmonixSean: Audio: This episode of Dan Carlin’s Common Sense podcast should be required material for all American… http://tumblr …
RT @seanbonner: Am I the only one who thinks it’s hilarious that Sarah Palin keeps calling Assange “un-American”? I mean, you know, sinc …
RT @HMXBenCurrier: A drop of water looks ridiculously awesome when slowed down to 2000 frames per second: http://bit.ly/cxcB2c
RT @hotdogsladies: Anatomically, I can’t see much use in having 14 giant cocks. On the other hand, it’d be nice for Paypal to suck ever …
RT @laughingsquid: today is the 30th anniversary of John Lennon’s death http://nyti.ms/f884Vf
RT @tinybuddha: Identifying Real Problems and Letting Go of Imagined Ones http://bit.ly/fL2dCa
RT @TheRealNimoy: Memorial service yesterday for Robert Ellenstein. Federation president in ST IV. A dear friend and passionate artist. …
RT @hotdogsladies: BlackEyedPs songs demonstrt same depth of insight in2 the human <3 that PepeLePew gets from a fresh bottle of roofies.
RT @hotdogsladies: “There is no multimedia, javascript-powered bookmarklet for what I’m feeling.” (And, if there were, it would …
RT @wikileaks: Sarah Palin says Julian should be hunted down like Osama bin Laden—so he should be safe for at least a decade.
RT @hotdogsladies: ME: Play song ‘Say Yes’
IPHONE: Playing songs by Yes…
M: No—play ‘Say Yes!’
I: Calling Phil DeSantis…
M: Kill me!
I: …
RT @Xbox: “Tweet to Win a signed @Xbox 360 & Kinect from @JimmyEatWorld! http://go2w.in/kinect #kinect”
RT @e_sophia: Someday I’m going to go to a steampunk convention in a Star Trek uniform and ask everyone where the exit to the holodeck is.
RT @majornelson: Build your own Lego Death Star Ornament http://mjr.mn/f4SoDq
November 2010
RT @Veronica: Wait, so today isn’t Cyber Sex Monday? How… embarrassing.
RT @wilw: I just heard my son say, from the other room, “… THE ARISTOCRATS!” Even without any context, it’s the funniest thing I’ve he …
RT @BrentSpiner: Willie Nelson, 77, arrested and jailed for marijuana possession. Very dangerous outlaw. Could lead to drinking alcohol …
RT @TheRadford: Are You Smarter Than Semen? #badgameshows
RT @mrgan: Takeaway from exchanges w/ app pirates: they believe that apps R 2 expensive, worthless, & absolutely must-have. All at once.
Is it old school if one just now bought an HDDVD drive for one’s Xbox? #Xbox #HDDVD
RT @laughingsquid: Damn You, Auto Correct! http://bit.ly/cKtYc7
RT @majornelson: A little something to get your weekend started early-> A #Kinect Adventures desktop wallpaper http://mjr.mn/aqgTyi
RT @levarburton: Goodnight Y’all… I’ll see you next time, but… You don’t have to take my word for it! #bydhttmwfi
RT @threadless: Get ready to say TGIFT tomorrow! #thankgodifollowthreadless
RT @arstechnica: Viacom planning to sell off Rock Band developer Harmonix: http://arst.ch/n5m
RT @RockBand: Spread the @HarmonixMusic & RB love! Follow and RT for a chance to win Bon Jovi DLC!
RT @tinybuddha: “To have a friend and be a friend is what makes life worthwhile.” ~Unknown
RT @ElektraFi: Sending HMX gd vibes 2day. Lots of <333 2 @johntdrake @HMXhenry @HMXThrasher @thebeststeph @HMXkatattack @dropslash
RT @NathanFillion: “@comradeoglivy: @NathanFillion platic water bottle material makes quite good armor to, impossible to bite through”
I …
RT @NathanFillion: Learn to weld. Mastering metal will make your life easy. Barricades, reinforcing and altering vehicles, making weapon …
RT @NathanFillion: Plate armor is heavy. Cumbersome. Chain-mail is best, thick leather close second. (layer silk underneath both- impene …
RT @NathanFillion: Important things to consider for zombie attack: Chinatown- samurai sword replicas are excellent. No ammo, and won’t s …
RT @RockBand: OK! We tweet the code, imissing either a number or letter. Guess the missing char. Enter it via console, or XBL acct. RT!
RT @waxpancake: Best iPhone autocorrect fail ever: “I’m at the whitehouse” turned into “whorehouse.”
RT @joshlaw81: Really hot woman who passed me on Chapel St without looking at or giving a shit about me - drop me a line. I know ur thi …
Zune on the new Windows Phone has me singing! Official Rules http://bit.ly/aO7WmS
This tee is awesome: http://t.co/QvTa6bX via @threadless
RT @TheSpoonyOne: I always got very confused playing Clue when I discovered that i was the murderer. Oh god, I’m having my murder black …
RT @laughingsquid: a creepy, post-apocalyptic tour of the abandoned Six Flags in New Orleans, destroyed by Hurricane Katrina in 2005 htt …